Okay, which clown decided to - on the eve of two separate winter storms hitting the northeast section of the country - show a game being played at Malibu, Calif.?
If one of the commercial fade-ins of the area shows the beach where Jim Rockford’s trailer was parked, I swear I am packing up two of my dogs and heading West.
As for the game itself . . . Well, you can get a pretty good take on it by Patrick Milligan elsewhere on the site.
Me? I am just gonna be sitting back, watching the game and hoping to some day be bailed out of jail by Beth Davenport.